Opportunist Dick

You may have not boned all your girlfriend's hot friends, but given the right opportunity, you'd be game to all sorts of prickish behavior!

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One of the good ones

Yeah! The guys may give you shit for being a pussy, but ultimately you'll get way more tail than any of those dumbasses. Good job! Read more

Your Average Dick

You have been prone to not-so-honorable behavior, but most of the time you keep your "Dick-i-ness" under control. Read more

Opportunist Dick

You may have not boned all your girlfriend's hot friends, but given the right opportunity, you'd be game to all sorts of prickish behavior! Read more

BIG HUGE DICK

CONGRATS! Your supreme arrogance and bastardly attitude have elevated you to an all new level of asshole! Read more

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