Pondscum

I suppose you could be worse, but I'm not really sure how. Anyhow, your very existance gives me an intense feeling of nausea, and I suspect that news of your demise would greatly lessen the feeling. So stay in touch!

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Bane of my existance

Wow. I really, really hate you. You're a bigger jerk than Hitler and Ghandi combined. Seriously, I want nothing more to do with you. Asshat. Read more

Pondscum

I suppose you could be worse, but I'm not really sure how. Anyhow, your very existance gives me an intense feeling of nausea, and I suspect that news of your demise would greatly lessen the feeling. ... Read more

Untouchable

Congratulations, you're not quite horrible. You may have several redeeming qualities, but on the whole you're a waste of carbon. You're probably uncultured, unintelligent, and unsure why I'm beratin... Read more

Tolerable...sort of

Well, you don't complete anger me. I probably would brake if you crossed the street in front of me. Hell, I might even talk to you. So consider yourself really, really special. Read more

Cheater!

I don't like anyone this much! So this is probably the 15th time you've taken the test. Admit it. And while I find it flattering that you think so highly of me that you want to be my friend THAT ba... Read more

Hmm...

Since no one is actually going to be this tolerable to me, I can write whatever I want here. Sweet. I love puppies. And romantic comedies. Seriously, the blustery jerk act? All a front. Oh wait,... Read more

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