Their result for The Retard Test ...

Not Retarded

You are 0% retarded!

You have common sense, common knowledge, and common decency! You are at least a 6th-grade graduate, and may have several PHDs. You know the horse's mouth from the horse's ass, and the ass from the zebra! Your many talents may include reading, writing, 'rithmatic, coloring by numbers, fitting square-shaped blocks into square-shaped holes, and remembering to eat! You should have no problem landing a job, and maybe you could even land an airplane!

Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)

  • Retardedness Distribution

    They scored 0% on Retardedness, higher than 7% of your peers.

All possible test results

Not Retarded

You have common sense, common knowledge, and common decency! You are at least a 6th-grade graduate, and may have several PHDs. You know the horse's mouth from the horse's ass, and the ass from the zeb... Read more

A Little Retarded

You're mostly sensible, but tend to occasionally forget things, like how many events are in a decathelon, and how many lines of coke you have already snorted in the past 2 hours. So you may need anoth... Read more

Quite Retarded

Let's face it. Some people are a little slow. And you're slower than these people. At least you have a double-digit IQ, and five-digit hands, unless of course you've lost some of these digits trying t... Read more

Megatarded

If you're reading this, then you deliberately tried to give the wrong answers. Because if you answered honestly and scored this high, there is no way that you can possibly read. So, uh, congratulation... Read more

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