The Retard Test
Their result for The Retard Test ...
Not Retarded
You are 0% retarded!
Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)
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They scored 0% on Retardedness, higher than 8% of your peers.
All possible test results
Not Retarded
You have common sense, common knowledge, and common decency! You are at least a 6th-grade graduate, and may have several PHDs. You know the horse's mouth from the horse's ass, and the ass from the zeb... Read more
A Little Retarded
You're mostly sensible, but tend to occasionally forget things, like how many events are in a decathelon, and how many lines of coke you have already snorted in the past 2 hours. So you may need anoth... Read more
Quite Retarded
Let's face it. Some people are a little slow. And you're slower than these people. At least you have a double-digit IQ, and five-digit hands, unless of course you've lost some of these digits trying t... Read more
Megatarded
If you're reading this, then you deliberately tried to give the wrong answers. Because if you answered honestly and scored this high, there is no way that you can possibly read. So, uh, congratulation... Read more
