Their result for The Retard Test ...

A Little Retarded

You are 5% retarded!

You're mostly sensible, but tend to occasionally forget things, like how many events are in a decathelon, and how many lines of coke you have already snorted in the past 2 hours. So you may need another person to fill in the gaps in your common knowledge, in order to get through several challenging scenarios, like a game of checkers or hopscotch! You may want to avoid any occupation that hinges on never fucking up.

Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)

  • Retardedness Distribution

    They scored 5% on Retardedness, higher than 25% of your peers.

All possible test results

Not Retarded

You have common sense, common knowledge, and common decency! You are at least a 6th-grade graduate, and may have several PHDs. You know the horse's mouth from the horse's ass, and the ass from the zeb... Read more

A Little Retarded

You're mostly sensible, but tend to occasionally forget things, like how many events are in a decathelon, and how many lines of coke you have already snorted in the past 2 hours. So you may need anoth... Read more

Quite Retarded

Let's face it. Some people are a little slow. And you're slower than these people. At least you have a double-digit IQ, and five-digit hands, unless of course you've lost some of these digits trying t... Read more

Megatarded

If you're reading this, then you deliberately tried to give the wrong answers. Because if you answered honestly and scored this high, there is no way that you can possibly read. So, uh, congratulation... Read more

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