Their result for The Indie Music IQ Test ...

Retarded Hipster

You scored a 88 Music IQ

You know nearly nothing about music. Sell your Death Cab For Cutie album, then go crotchet me a scarf.

Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)

  • Faggots Distribution

    They scored 88% on Faggots, higher than 69% of your peers.

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Retarded Hipster

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