Their result for The Buffy, Fight Club, & Ice Cream Test ...

A Sphinkter Says Wha

Interests=47 , Sex-Intimacy=-62, Sweetness=-1

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We appear to share at least some common interests and hobbies. Our shared worlds overlap here and there...but not everywhere. Maybe you like Buffy but don't like Firefly. Maybe you and I have different poitical views but we both enjoy the same movies. Who's to say until we have a conversation.

Sexually, we don't appear to be remotely compatible. If you're a woman or more than twenty years older than me, that would certainly explain your low score. If you're not, well...yeah, we just don't have this element meshing between us in the slightest.

It doesn't matter how good in bed you are or how many hobbies and interests we share; if you're not a sweet person, you and I will never get very far.

Here's what you weren't:

May I touch skin?

Wanna Get Dinner?

Dear Friend Material

Wanna Play?

Wanna Get Coffee?

Good Friend Material

We Don't Haveta Talk

Play Could Be Fun...

Friendly Acquaintance

Aim to Misbehave

Buffy Watchin' Buddy

Activity Buddy

Play-Buddy Material

Middle of the Middle

Maybe Activity Buddy

We'll Talk Later

Smile and Nod Friend

Passing Acquaintance

So Close, But Not

I've Got a Headache

I'll Have to Pass

Not Gonna Happen

Probably Not

Thanks But No Thanks

Umm....No

A World of No

Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)

  • Interests Distribution

    They scored 47% on Interests, higher than 85% of your peers.

  • Sex-Intimacy Distribution

    They scored -62% on Sex-Intimacy, higher than 0% of your peers.

  • Sweetness Distribution

    They scored -1% on Sweetness, higher than 6% of your peers.

All possible test results

A World of No

I don't think it's gonna happen. I'... Read more

Passing Acquaintance

I'm guessing you're either into drugs or y... Read more

FriendlyAcquaintance

Perchance, are you into drugs or do you watch show... Read more

Umm....No

I'm guessing you're either into drugs o... Read more

Smile and Nod Friend

I'm guessing you're either into drugs or you wa... Read more

Play Could Be Fun...

Maybe you're into drugs or you watch shows like A... Read more

Thanks But No Thanks

I'm guessing you're either into drugs or... Read more

We'll Talk Later

I'm guessing you're either into drugs or you watch sh... Read more

We Don't Haveta Talk

I'm guessing you're either into drugs or you watch sh... Read more

A Sphinkter Says Wha

We appear to share at least some common interests and hobb... Read more

Maybe Activity Buddy

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Good Friend Material

We appear to share at least some common interests and h... Read more

Probably Not

We appear to share at least some common interests an... Read more

Middle of the Middle

We appear to share at least some common inte... Read more

Wanna Get Coffee?

We appear to share at least some common intere... Read more

Not Gonna Happen

We appear to share at least some common interests a... Read more

Play-Buddy Material

We appear to share at least some common inte... Read more

Wanna Play?

We appear to share at least some common interests and ho... Read more

I'll Have to Pass

Wow. We seem to have a lot in common in terms of ... Read more

Activity Buddy

Wow. We seem to have a lot in common in terms of o... Read more

Dear Friend Material

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I've Got a Headache

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Buffy Watchin' Buddy

Wow. We seem to have a lot in common in te... Read more

Wanna Get Dinner?

Wow. We seem to have a lot in common in terms of our i... Read more

So Close, But Not

Wow. We seem to have a lot in common in terms ... Read more

Aim to Misbehave

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May I touch skin?

Wow. We seem to have a lot in common in ter... Read more

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