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Vassar

Congratulations! You scored ###%!

I hate you. No particular reason... I just do. You did very well on the aptitude meter here. You=smart. And probably well suited for college life. But you're just a little bit not cool enough. Almost, but not quite. So you go to Vassar. Nothing to be ashamed of at all. At least all the wierd college catalogues say you would be doing pretty well if you went to Vassar. But. We are enemies, whether you realize it or not. beware of the raids. The PIRATES will get you. And I tell you no more.

Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)

They scored 11% on wierdnesses, higher than 81% of your peers.

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Vassar

YOU WIN!!!

In other words you go to Bard College. You really could do no better. You are a perfect specimen of humankind. That is, if you ignore any tendancies toward liberal dictatorship and violent nonconfo... Read more

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