OkCupid | Take The Do You Have Useless Knowledge Test

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Their result for The Do You Have Useless Knowledge Test ...

Mostly Useless

You are 55% Useless!

The useless knowledge in your brain is fighting to take over the more sane areas where your more valuable abilities currently reside. You might be on your way to being completely useless if you don't stop this acquisition of completely useless knowledge right this moment. Go do something important instead, like learning a valuable trade. Perhaps this is the right moment to go to ITT Tech.

Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)

They scored 55% on Uselessness, higher than 82% of your peers.

All possible test results

You're Useful!

Congratulations, you've retained almost nothing random in this life, choosing instead to find value in more important things like manual labor, a skilled trade and/or vaccuuming. You might have a few... Read more

Mildly Useless

There are a few random dates and names bouncing around in your head, but they don't take up too much room. You've saved most of that room for valuable intelligence (such as how to fix a VCR, perhaps?)... Read more

Mostly Useless

Completely Useless

Description:Holy Google, you've got a crowded brain! How in the world did you retain all this useless knowledge? Is it really that important to you that you know what year Alexander The Great died? Is... Read more

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