The What Middle Earth race do you belong to Test

All possible test results

Warg

Yep, a Warg. That's you, apparently. If not, they you probably lied or skipped some questions so you deserve to be a Warg anyway. You scored low on everything, basically. Strong, but not the stron... Read more

Giant Spider

You see that picture? That's you. And a bunch o' yer friends. Yeah, you're a giant spider. Giant only because you can't be stepped on with a boot. Not like, Troll giant or anything. You scored l... Read more

Orc

You scored low in size & strength, low in morality, low in intelligence and high in aggression, which makes you an Orc! The cockroaches of Middle Earth, Orcs are a corruption of an elegant species, t... Read more

Nazgûl

You scored average in size, low in morality, high in aggression and high in intelligence, which are all qualities that you seem to share with the Black Riders of Middle Earth. Oh, and you're most lik... Read more

Hobbit

Congratulations, you're a lovable Hobbit! You scored low in size, high in morality, low in aggression and low in intelligence to get here. Not that Hobbits are stupid, but lets face some facts: they... Read more

Wizard

You scored high in morality and intelligence, but lower in physical strength and aggression, which means you're probably a Wizard. Counted among the very wise and (with that one exception) good creat... Read more

Common Man

You scored lower in strength, higher in morality, higher in aggression and lower in intelligence than average, making you a Common Man. Not that there’s anything wrong with that. After all, common... Read more

Elf

You're an Elf! You scored low in size, high in morality, high in aggression and high in intelligence to get here. The first and favorite race created by the Valar, the Elves have been in Middle Eart... Read more

Troll

You're a Troll! You scored high in size & strength, and low in everything else. Big, dumb and strong, Trolls are little more than donkeys that can swing weapons. Really more of a tool than a creatu... Read more

Dragon

You're a Dragon! You scored high on size & strength, low on morality, low on aggression and high on intelligence. The flat-out biggest, baddest, most cunning Mo-Fos in all of Middle Earth are the Dr... Read more

Urûk-Hai

So...it looks like you're an Urûk-Hai. Yeah, sorry about that but you did it to yourself. You scored high in size & strength, low in morality, high in aggression, and low in intelligence. The Urû... Read more

Balrog

You're a Balrog! You scored high on size & strength, low on morality, high on aggression and high on intelligence. Balrogs were once divine Maiar spirits along the lines of Gandalf, but they were co... Read more

Ent

You're an Ent! You scored high on size & strength, high on morality, low on aggression and lower on intelligence. Which is not to say that Ents are dumb, just uninvolved really. One of the most anc... Read more

Dunedain

Congratulations, you're one of the Dunedain. You scored high on size & strength, high on morality, low on aggression and high on intelligence. The Dunedain are all that remains of the once great lin... Read more

Beorning

You're a Beorning! You scored high on size & strength, high on morality, high on aggression and low on intelligence. The Beornings (named after Beorn the Berserker) are a race of super-sized men-lik... Read more

Dwarf

You're a Dwarf! You scored high on everything to get here, so congrats on that. Though maybe you should have that temper checked out, huh? That much aggression can't be good for you. Anyway, the D... Read more