Their result for The panda Test ...

EEK! Panda! Kill it!

Congratulations! You scored ###!

I hates me some pandas. I'm gonna paint a bullseye on your bottom and have me some panda stew for dinner. Your Chinese biologists aren't here to save you now, hope you have your running shoes on.

Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)

  • pandapoints Distribution

    They scored 100% on pandapoints, higher than 100% of your peers.

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Panda Free since '83

Congratulations! You're not a panda. You are not doomed to extinction at your own hands, because you will not breed in captivity and rarely do so in the wild with scientists watching and taking care... Read more

Possibly Panda

We're not sure yet if you're a panda. We're very suspicious and will be watching you for signs of bamboo consumption, lack of sex drive and if you travel to China for reasons non-acupuncture related.... Read more

EEK! Panda! Kill it!

I hates me some pandas. I'm gonna paint a bullseye on your bottom and have me some panda stew for dinner. Your Chinese biologists aren't here to save you now, hope you have your running shoes on. Read more

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