Their result for The How drunk were you last night Test ...

Nucking Futs!!!

You were 45% drunk last night!!!

Man, you were gone last night. There is a good chance there were some farm animals involved too, and probably a lot of other things it would be good to forget about now.

Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)

  • Drunkenness Distribution

    They scored 45% on Drunkenness, higher than 92% of your peers.

  • Llamatude Distribution

    They scored 50% on Llamatude, higher than 41% of your peers.

All possible test results

Sober last night

What? Why'd you take the test, you obviously weren't drunk last night. Read more

Sober last night

What? Why'd you take the test, you obviously weren't drunk last night. Read more

Buzzed

Yeah, you might have been fairly drunk last night, but you were never that close to going to prison. Read more

Buzzed

Yeah you might have been fairly drunk last night, but you were never that close to going to prison. Read more

One Drunk Dude

Yeah, you don't really remember last night do you... its probably better that way. Man, you were totally faded last night. I mean no farm animals were involved, but where the fuck are your pants??? Read more

One Drunk Chick

Wow, that was some crazy night last night? No animals were harmed last night, but seriously where the fuck is your underwear??? Yeah, you don't really remember last night do you... its probably bett... Read more

Nucking Futs!!!

Man, you were gone last night. There is a good chance there were some farm animals involved too, and probably a lot of other things it would be good to forget about now. Read more

Nucking Futs!!!

Girl, you were gone last night. There is a good chance there were some farm animals involved too, and probably a lot of other things it would be good to forget about now. Read more

Animal Lover

Wow, I think you had a bit too much last night buddy. Chances are you broke several laws and quite possibly, if you are a religous man, are now condemed to hell. Be a nice guy at least and take the ... Read more

Animal Lover

Wow, I think you had a bit too much last night honey. Chances are you broke several laws and quite possibly, if you are a religous woman, are now condemed to hell. Be a nice girl at least and take t... Read more

Sheep Handler

If you aren't dead or in jail it's beyond me. You have a serious problem with some kind of animal be it sheep or llamas. You can't help it, they are just so... warm... and fuzzy... mmmm... sheep... Read more

Donkey Girl

Admit it, you used to work at the donkey shows down in Mexico. Don't act like you don't know what I'm talking about. You're lucky you are alive enough to take this test in the morning. Read more

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