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Their result for The Discordian Test ...

Legionnaire Disciple

You scored 12.

You are a Discordian neophyte. As Pope I initiate you into the First Degree of the PARATHEO-ANAMETAMYSTIKHOOD OF ERIS ESOTERIC, or POEE. Henceforth, you shall be addressed as a Legionnaire Disciple, until such time as you get your Shit Together and graduate to the Next Degree.

Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)

They scored 12% on Discordianism, higher than 0% of your peers.

All possible test results

Legionnaire Disciple

Legionnaire Deacon

You are catching on, Discordian. As Pope I initiate you into the Second Degree of the PARATHEO-ANAMETAMYSTIKHOOD OF ERIS ESOTERIC, or POEE. Henceforth, you shall be addressed as a Legionnaire Deacon... Read more

Ordination

You shall be Ordained, Discordian. As Pope I initiate you into the Third Degree of the PARATHEO-ANAMETAMYSTIKHOOD OF ERIS ESOTERIC, or POEE. Henceforth, you shall be addressed as a Priest/ess or Cha... Read more

High Priest/ess

You have passed three degrees of 23, the magick number 69, Discordian. As Pope I initiate you into the Fourth Degree of the PARATHEO-ANAMETAMYSTIKHOOD OF ERIS ESOTERIC, or POEE. Henceforth, you shal... Read more

Pope

You are a fellow Pope, Discordian. You obviously graduated into the Fifth and Highest Degree of the PARATHEO-ANAMETAMYSTIKHOOD OF ERIS ESOTERIC, or POEE, a long time ago. Now grab your hashish and g... Read more

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