The Reason Why You're Single Test

All possible test results

You're Fine!

You should be getting laid right now. Go search for someone. Read more

You Seem Okay!

You really do seem okay. There's nothing worng with you that a normal person would not be able to deal with. Most likely, you look good, but the third arm mightbe holding you back from your true dati... Read more

Must Be Your Looks

Look, you've got interests. It's just that those interests don't appeal to most. But there are others like you. Try a comicbook convention, your local Role Playing Game store, or the Big & Tall sto... Read more

Make Changes

Seriously. There's still time. Throw away the 12-sided dice, get a hair cut, and quit talking about Playstation games on at least the first date. Wait. Call someone first. Get a date. Say "hello"... Read more

This Needs To Stop

So you knew before you took the test that you're screwed. But it's you choices that put you in this catagory. I know your parents told to trust your instincts. This obviously hasn't worked for you. ... Read more

Trouble

You knew this wasn't going to be good, didn't you? Consider this test a slap with the back of a pimp's hand. Throw away your clothes. Throw away the Ho-Ho-'s, and for God's Sake, quit planning what... Read more

Quiet night in again

You knew that this wasn't going to be easy. Throw away your tivo. Who cares what's going to happen on Sex In The City. You need to find someone to have sex with for yourself. A start would be to g... Read more

Very alone

Have you thought about how upset your mother's going to be when she finally figures it out that she's not getting grandkids from you? It'll kill her. There's little that you don't already know that ... Read more

oh shit...

Really? Did you answer them honestly? really? Do these things: Start a crime family. You just gotta do something so out there at this point. Shave your head, then stab somebody. Maybe a revenge ... Read more

hum...

It may be time to kill yourself. You'd stop using valuable resources that could go to someone who stands a chance at happiness. good luck. Read more