Their result for If Lovin' Were Cookin', You'd Be: ...

Roasting

4 Heat, -5 Speed and 2 Complexity!

Hot, slow and simple, you are Roasting. We long for you like we long for momma's home cookin'. Your tried-and-true technique works every time, and we sizzle with drawn-out anticipation as the juices start to flow. You, darling, are all that AND a side of mashed potatoes.

Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)

  • Heat Distribution

    They scored 4% on Heat, higher than 49% of your peers.

  • Speed Distribution

    They scored -5% on Speed, higher than 10% of your peers.

  • Complexity Distribution

    They scored 2% on Complexity, higher than 23% of your peers.

All possible test results

Roasting

Hot, slow and simple, you are Roasting. We long for you like we long for momma's home cookin'. Your tried-and-true technique works every time, and we sizzle with drawn-out anticipatio... Read more

Stewing

Hot, slow and complex, you are Stewing. More to the point, everyone else is stewing-- in their own juices, thanks to you. You pour on the flavour. You bring us to the boiling point. T... Read more

Poaching

Low-heat, fast and complex, you are Poaching. Like a light and delicious weeknight meal, you're just what working girls and boys want waiting for them when they get home. Forget about... Read more

Braising

Low-heat, slow and simple, you are Braising. Never fancy, but always juicy, you submerge us in gentle warmth: taking your time, bringing out our unique flavours and adding your own. A... Read more

Sous-Vide

Low-heat, slow and complex, you are Sous-Vide cooking. Precise and steady, you're in for the long haul, with intense and delicious results that build as the hours pass. Not many peopl... Read more

Microwaving Frozen Dinners

Low-heat, fast and simple, you are Microwaving Frozen Dinners. After all, dinner's just something to stuff into your face while watching TV, right? This appears to be your philosophy ... Read more

Stir Frying

Hot, fast, and complex, you are Stir Frying. With the confidence of an Iron Chef, you deftly flip us, toss us around, and we're cooked before we know it, gasping for more. Perfection ... Read more

Grilling

Hot, fast and simple, you are Grilling. Why complicate life with embellishments and fancy techniques, when making people's mouths water is so damned simple? You're a smokin' individua... Read more

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