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Street Urchin

2 Social Standing, -8 Malevolence, 6 Self-Mastery

While not a thoroughly vicious character, your petty lawlessness will bring you before a magistrate early in life. Your youth and evident aptitude for an out-of-doors existence will spare you the noose, and destine you for Transportation beyond the seas. With Industry and Fortitude, you may yet find your fortune in Australia.

Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)

  • Social Standing Distribution

    They scored 2% on Social Standing, higher than 16% of your peers.

  • Malevolence Distribution

    They scored -8% on Malevolence, higher than 31% of your peers.

  • Self-Mastery Distribution

    They scored 6% on Self-Mastery, higher than 33% of your peers.

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Besotted Vagabond

Human detritus too pusillanimous and dull to menace anything more formidable than an unattended chicken-coup or linen line, you stagger from workhouse to workhouse as the local rate-payers wax weary o... Read more

Street Urchin

While not a thoroughly vicious character, your petty lawlessness will bring you before a magistrate early in life. Your youth and evident aptitude for an out-of-doors existence will spare you the noo... Read more

Newgate Fodder

A common cutthroat lacking the originality to excite the interest of even the gutter-press, your brief, inglorious criminal career leads inexorably to a routine execution before an indifferent crowd. ... Read more

Fagin

Despite your ambitions to a higher class of criminality, you find yourself condemned to a marginal subsistence as the ringleader of an ever-shifting band of petty thieves. While your low cunning may ... Read more

Amiable Rogue

More spirited than vicious, the avid sowing of your wild oats will yield a hearty crop of amorous bastards to the serving girls and upstairs maids foolish enough to succumb to your charms. You are re... Read more

Mercenary Suitor

Your cupidity and false sentiment are, alas, but the common vices of the times. Having secured the fortune of some daughter of the gentry unfavored in countenance, frame, or accomplishment, you will ... Read more

Noble Debauchee

An indulgent upbringing and an innately depraved character have conspired to produce in you a perfect monster of debauchery. Having sated to tedium your merely lascivious drives at an unutterably ten... Read more

Napoleon of Crime!

Others surrender to villainy through weakness, but your malevolence is rooted in a malignant superabundance of strengthsâstrength of intellect, strength of will, and above all else, the strength of y... Read more

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