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Lively Lizard

You scored 46 Loyalty, 45 Affection, 56 Spontaneity, and 45 Demeanor!

Loyal to no one but yourself, you hate hugs and loathe to have anyone constrain you to one set routine. You hate being stuck in your cage and attempt to escape from your "home" at least once a day. How dare they keep you from exploring the great back yard beyond!

Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)

  • Loyalty Distribution

    They scored 46% on Loyalty, higher than 36% of your peers.

  • Affection Distribution

    They scored 45% on Affection, higher than 42% of your peers.

  • Spontaneity Distribution

    They scored 56% on Spontaneity, higher than 65% of your peers.

  • Demeanor Distribution

    They scored 45% on Demeanor, higher than 36% of your peers.

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