Their result for The What to do on Valentine's Day Test ...

Mr. Thissucks

You scored 25 cupid points and 0 hooked up!

You really wouldn't mind Valentine's Day too much if you had a relationship. You should go out with the guys and have a few beers or the like, otherwise you will find yourself wishing you were out having sex or whispering sweet nothings.

Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)

  • cupid points Distribution

    They scored 25% on cupid points, higher than 26% of your peers.

  • hooked up Distribution

    They scored 0% on hooked up, higher than 13% of your peers.

  • sex Distribution

    They scored 0% on sex, higher than 50% of your peers.

All possible test results

Mr. Leevemealone

You are completely disinterested in Valentine's Day. If anything it is an annoyance to you. You should make yourself scarce this Valentine's Day as to not upset people around you who like the day. Read more

Miss Getoudahere

You are completely disinterested in Valentine's Day. If anything it is an annoyance to you. You should make yourself scarce this Valentine's Day as to not upset people around you who like the day. Read more

Mr. Whynow

You like someone or someone likes you, so you will likely be involved in Valentine's Day in some way. If you like someone, give here a secret admirer letter, if someone likes you accept whatever they... Read more

Miss Likesmeknot

You like someone or someone likes you, so you will likely be involved in Valentine's Day in some way. If you like someone, give here a secret admirer letter, if someone likes you accept whatever they... Read more

Mr. Itsgametime

This is time for you to use Valentine's day to your own advantage, hint to that casual relationship that you want a special gift. With well placed hints you can get her to buy you really nice electro... Read more

Miss Getthatforme

You can promise your casual guy that he is in for the sexual experience of a lifetime, all he has to do is spend lots of money on you. Tell him you aren't going to get gifts, but make sure he takes y... Read more

Mr. Iforgetagain

You are hooked up, this is your chance to really test that relationship out by playing the "I forgot" card. If she complains, you can accuse her of not caring at all. But if you aren't getting any l... Read more

Miss Ifimnottootired

All you really have to do is lie there. If you aren't too tired. If he treated you nice, you might even stay awake this time. Read more

Mr. Thissucks

You really wouldn't mind Valentine's Day too much if you had a relationship. You should go out with the guys and have a few beers or the like, otherwise you will find yourself wishing you were out ha... Read more

Miss Imisslove

You would like to be with someone this Valentine's Day, but since you aren't, you should spend the time on the telephone with your mom or sister, or go out with the girls. You can talk about past rom... Read more

Mr. Thisismychance

Its time to let her know how much you like her. Make sure to give her a simple gift like a small box of chocolates or a few roses. Don't give other flowers cause that says you are just friends. If ... Read more

Miss WhatshouldIdo

This is the time to invite that man who turns your crank out for a casual bite to eat. Don't go over the top with gifts or a fancy restaurant if you aren't sure how interested he is, better to woo hi... Read more

Mr. Playmycardsrite

That casual or multiple relationship could turn either way because of this holiday. If you give too much, she might turn into an actual exclusive relationship, or if she isn't into that, she might de... Read more

Miss Letmebescarce

Let him chase you. If you are available at all, it should be for just a quicky in the backseat or a drink between appointments. If you are in his face, you could end up scaring him away, or worse, w... Read more

Mr. Betterdoitwell

You should come out of Valentine's Day in the pink! If you haven't thought of something clever, stick to the basics and get her flowers, or if you really want in her pants, plan a night out in additi... Read more

Miss Mygiftisbetter

This is a chance for you to gain the upper hand, you listen better than he does, so get him that plasma tv. Rent some porn, put on some fancy lingerie and no matter what he gets you, you will end up ... Read more

Mr. Quittorturingme

You are a rare breed, a romantic who is single. You should go someplace public and look for girls who are talking about Mr. Right, they are vulnerable around Valentine's Day, with hearts in their eye... Read more

Miss Tearsinhereyes

You are just too sweet. You are waiting for a real man, someone who will treat you like a lady. I just sent him to a public place, get yourself away from the kleenex box and get out there and look f... Read more

Mr. Lettherknow

You can send her something and let her know how much you really like her. Don't overdo it or you could be wasting your time or money on someone who isn't that into you, but if she is, then this could... Read more

Miss Showhimup

If you think he likes you, then play it cool, make some simple forward hints so that he knows you like him too, if you give him a gift, make it something atypical like a matchbox collector car. He wi... Read more

Mr. WhyamIhere

It is time to reevaluate your relationship. Do you want it to stay casual? If so, then take a casual approach and give her a little something, more than a card, but less than flowers. If you want i... Read more

Miss Ishetheone

Valentine's day can either strangle you at this point or relieve you. If you are really into him, you can push him to make your relationship more serious, or if you aren't, you can just let things pl... Read more

Mr. Gotitmade

You really can't go wrong. Don't try to go over the top with things. Trying to outdo yourself will simply result in ultimate failure. She loves you and you love her so work on communication instead... Read more

Miss Puttyinmyhands

You can make this day anything you please. If you want a weekend romance with your fella, then let him know. If you want flowers or a nice dinner, then tell him. If you just want to please him, he ... Read more

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