OkCupid | Take The Lord of the Rings: Elves Test

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Squeeish Literate

You have a decent grasp of Tolkien's world and enough control over your hormones to avoid some traps of fangirl/boyishness and character-lust. Good job, but work on your self-control and continue your studies.

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Clueless

Well, I'm not exactly sure why you took this. I suggest reading the series again and paying closer attention to the Elves this time. (In case you were wondering, I have not spent the entire test mis... Read more

Fannish

Working from the movies? Shame, shame. You've made a couple of common mistakes that may be based more on "OOH, pretty elves!" than anything else. Study! Read more

Squeeish

Working from the movies? Shame, shame. Stop squeeing over the Elves and start learning about them. It'll be a lot more attractive. Read more

Mary-Sue Alert

Working from the movies? Shame, shame. You're working from very little actual knowledge and heaping lot of hormones. Work on learning about them before continuing to drool over them. And wipe your... Read more

Browser

You know a bit and aren't fooled by obvious sidetracks into fangirl/boyishness. Brush up! Read more

Fannish Browser

You know a bit, but watch out for sidetracks. Tolkien constructed a lovely universe for us all to play in. Respect him enough to learn about it before you do so. Read more

Squeeish Browser

You know a bit, but watch out for sidetracks into fangirl/boyishness. Tolkien constructed a lovely universe for us all to play in. Respect him enough to learn about it before you do so and mind you ... Read more

Droolish Browser

Well, you cared enough about the books to pay a little attention to the details. Hands OFF the Elves! Professor Tolkien's Firstborn are not playthings. Read more

Literate

You have a decent grasp of Tolkien's world and enough control over your hormones to avoid the traps of fangirl/boyishness and character-lust. Congratulations and continue your studies. Read more

Sigh-ish Literate

Squeeish Literate

Droolish Literate

You have a decent grasp of Tolkien's world, but little control over your hormones in avoiding some traps of fangirl/boyishness and character-lust. Work on your self-control and continue your studies. Read more

Next to Perfect!

Congratulations. You have a taste for Tolkien and an excellent memory! I'm sure your Literature teacher is proud. You have avoided the major traps of fandrooling and character lust. Read more

Getting There

Congratulations. You have a taste for Tolkien and a decent memory. I'm sure your Literature teacher is proud. You have avoided some of the traps of fandrooling and character lust, but keep working ... Read more

Focus...

Well, you have a taste for Tolkien and a decent memory. I'm sure your Literature teacher is proud of that. You have avoided a few of the traps of fandrooling and character lust, but keep your mind a... Read more

Unfocused

Well, you have a taste for Tolkien and a decent memory. I'm sure your Literature teacher is proud of that. You have major problems with fandrooling and character lust, though. Keep your mind away f... Read more

Author's Pet

Ah, blessed of Eru! Tolkien would be proud! You are a boon to the human race and a staunch ally of the Elves. Read more

A Little Distracted

Well, you have a taste for Tolkien and a decent memory. I'm sure your Literature teacher is proud of that. You have a few problems with fandrooling and character lust, though. Elves and human hormo... Read more

Distracted

Impossible

Did you hack the site? It's impossible for anyone to score this, I think. If not... Stop drooling over the prettyboys/girls and use the brain with which you were obvuiously blessed. You've got it,... Read more

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