OkCupid | Take The Are You Are A Filthy, Lying, Dirty Bastard? Test

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Their result for The Are You Are A Filthy, Lying, Dirty Bastard? Test ...

Bastard

You scored 16 FLDB!

You prick. Yes you. What are you doing here? You should be out spreading your seed amongst the other pathetic and vile scabs of the world. I raise my glass to you for being such a complete ass. Now go forth and continue to make small children cry and the elderly curse your name. You have earned it.

Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)

They scored 16% on FLDB, higher than 94% of your peers.

All possible test results

Filthy

Congratulations! You are filthy! Which means you are contemptibly offensive, vile, or objectionable according to the dictionary. Keep working on your skills though so you can become that liar that ... Read more

Liar

You are a liar liar pants on fire! That's ok, we still love you. Try not to be such a two-faced SOB all the time though. Karma is a bitch and it will only come back twice as strong... Read more

Dirty

You dirty rat! Well, some people like it like that and you are apparantly one of them. Shaken and not stirred I am guessing? You are bordering on the likes of a bastard but aren't quite there yet. ... Read more