Smart Conformist

This is a paradox if I ever saw one. How can you be smart, but conform to such an extreme? I'll tell you. You have such a desire to fit in, probably fostered from a shitty childhood, that you will take on a crapload of stress to make sure you finish your homework AND go to that party, on the off chance of being noticed by someone who cares.

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Moronic Conformist

You are what's wrong with the world. Not only do you lack the intelligence necessary to be needed, save for menial labour, you strive to mirror you life against misplaced ideals. Go away. Read more

Moronic Follower

Though not as bad as the stupid conformist, you are still only have the use of lackey, as a smart leader passes down his stories of grandeur to you, for which you only have the reply, "Wow, you're so ... Read more

Moronic Loner

Though you aren't one to conform that easily, you lack rudemntary social skills that are neccessary to succeed today. Maybe it's your stupidity that causes you to scorn the world, maybe it's somethin... Read more

Moronic Individual

Congratulations, others look to you in social situations. You embody what others are conforming to be. I don't know if this is a good thing, however, since you are a moron. Read more

Stupid Conformist

You aren't a moron, so you can be thankful for that. That's about as far as it goes, however. If Britney Spears shot herself tomorrow, you'd probably run out and buy the same kind of gun she used, w... Read more

Stupid Follower

I have a clear picture in my mind of who you are. That annoying kid who followed the cool kids around everywhere, trying to fit in by doing stupid stuff for them, while neglecting your homework becau... Read more

Stupid Loner

Well, there's not much to say about you. You aren't the smartest, and you're pretty anti-social. You're the guy that hung out in the school basement during lunch playing Magic: The Gathering against... Read more

Stupid Individual

I respect the fact that you do not need to fit in, but others need to fit in with you. I DON'T respect the fact, however, that you're stupid. You were that popular guy that parted the sea of kids in... Read more

Smart Conformist

This is a paradox if I ever saw one. How can you be smart, but conform to such an extreme? I'll tell you. You have such a desire to fit in, probably fostered from a shitty childhood, that you will ... Read more

Smart Follower

Every group of kids has a number of you, the average kid. The kid who does ok in school and makes no social mistakes. You are the party filler, that face in the crowd who makes parties look not so b... Read more

Smart Loner

I'm just guessing here, but you fit the category of society-hating, weed-smoking, tree-hugger. Maybe not ALL of those things, but I'm sure you understand what I mean. No matter where I go, someone b... Read more

Smart Individual

What a great category to fall in. You can be my friend any day. You do not need the shackles of a conformist society, in fact you seek to destroy them. You accomplish this while blessing the world ... Read more

Brilliant Conformist

I refuse to believe there will be ANYONE in this category, it's such a contradiction of principle. However, on the off chance that there is, what the fuck man? Read more

Brilliant Follower

Aha! I know who you are! You are that really smart kid, who just found out there are some other kids who are smarter, and now you are their lackey! IRONY! Read more

Brilliant Loner

I deem thee Dungeon Master! This is the NERD category, and to you that may be a good thing. It's not so bad. Read more

Brilliant Individual

You are the elite. The rulers or tomorrow, the founders of the NON-STUPIDITY revolution. Please reproduce in mass quantities, so that we may take back the earth from the stupid. Read more

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