Koala

You're a Koala! You spend your days as a loner eating eucalyptus. Hey didn't anyone ever tell you that stuff is poisonous? That's right eucalyptus will kill most animals, but not you, it just gets you crazy high. Despite your shyness people like you because you're always stoned and easy going. Koalas are notorious for having way too much sex and peeing on people. Try not to do both of those things at the same time. Most Koalas become bus drivers or drug dealers.

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