Their result for The Dating Statute of Limitations Test ...

Six Months

You have 32% reason to be bitter

Your pain is right about average as far as long-term relationships turn out. Go right ahead and send crows to eat his/her heart for six months, but after that you should be done and over with the whole matter.

Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)

  • Limitation Distribution

    They scored 32% on Limitation, higher than 39% of your peers.

All possible test results

30 Minutes

What you had does not qualify in any sense as a relationship. It was a fling in the most general of senses, hardly a blip on the conceptual radar of what romantic/sexual connection might be. Unless yo... Read more

One Month

You've got a case of minor angst on your hands. Generally this is best resolved by a night of ice cream binging and/or drinking, but you do have enough of a case to own a free month of complaints. Use... Read more

Two Months

Did s/he break your heart? Not call back after a while? Leave you lying around, waiting for more but never being fulfilled? All right, you've earned two months of full-on bitterness, but after that it... Read more

Four Months

Your agony has been significant. I feel your pain, I really do. But it's just not enough to constitute any level of true severity. Four months is still a fair amount of time to be mad, so wave your ma... Read more

Six Months

Your pain is right about average as far as long-term relationships turn out. Go right ahead and send crows to eat his/her heart for six months, but after that you should be done and over with the whol... Read more

One Year

Enough stuff went down to earn you the right to one free year of complaints and insults directed against your ex. Remember, insults have more effect when you spread them out over a long period of time... Read more

Two Years

You've undergone the pain of an average divorce. So if you're divorce, congratulations, you're normal! If you're not divorced, then my sympathies! That must've really sucked. Especially if you're divo... Read more

Three Years

As a consolation prize, I would like to provide this form e-mail for you: Subject: YOU!!!! Text: Dear Sir/Madam/Fuzzyface, You are a bastard/whore/jerkface bast... Read more

No Limitation

You've likely received permanent psychic scars from your relationship, and I extend my sympathies to you. I don't think anyone can really blame you if, 10 years from now, you decide to pick up the pho... Read more

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