The How Enlightened Are You Test
The College Freshman
All possible test results
A Rock
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Average Joe
So you aren't enlightened, but who cares! What's the point of enlightenment anyway? It sure as hell doesn't pay the bills. You would much rather spend your time hearing about politicians, celebriti... Read more
The College Freshman
Okay, so you think you you know it all. The bad news is you don't, but the very good news is you are ready to learn. While you may need to break down your preconceptions a bit you have a desire to k... Read more
Cafe Philosopher
You are in tune with what it is to be "enlightened" in this day and age. While your insight may not be the most original, it definitely finds backing quickly and readily. With your strong grasp an... Read more
Confucius
So you are enlightened, but within the social constraints of your society. Your brand of enlightenment fits well with the way people are and need to be. Your insight allows you to create and devel... Read more
Socrates
You have incredible insight into the way things are in the world. However, you've yet to shake that nasty little bit of a condescending attitude. There is room for improvement, as always, as Socrate... Read more
The Buddha
No one can think about enlightenment without your name coming up. You've got a special insight into things. I would remind you this is only a silly quiz and not to take the results too seriously, bu... Read more