Their result for The Completely Useless Information Test ...

Captain Clueless!

You're 21% entertaining and 39% full of useless knowledge!

Unfortunately you pretty much sucked. Maybe you were trying to get all the trivia answers? You failed. Maybe you were trying to be witty and pick the funny ones? Same outcome. All in all, either you just don't get my humour (which is bad, because I'm pretty sure I'm the only person in the world who matters) or you just didn't get the point. Better luck next time.

Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)

  • Humor Quotient Distribution

    They scored 21% on Humor Quotient, higher than 28% of your peers.

  • Knowledge Distribution

    They scored 39% on Knowledge, higher than 59% of your peers.

All possible test results

Captain Clueless!

Unfortunately you pretty much sucked. Maybe you were trying to get all the trivia answers? You failed. Maybe you were trying to be witty and pick the funny ones? Same outcome. All in all, either you... Read more

Not quite Einstein..

....but maybe Bill Gates? You did pretty well guessing (I'm assuming you were guessing) the correct answers. As far as pass/fail goes, you wouldn't have failed my pop-quiz, but you didn't get an 'A' ... Read more

Steven Hawking!!

You are brilliant! You're a genius, a star, a hero! Or you know how to use Google and cheated. (Booo!) You're so smart, you don't even have to be funny! Kudos to you! Read more

Toilet humour!

You seem to be able to pick up on some of the finer nuances of my humour. Perhaps you, too, are amused by poop jokes and fart references. Perhaps you made some lucky guesses. In all honesty, I respe... Read more

Above Average!

Warning! This is a standardized message! Good job. You have reached an acceptable but unremarkable level of accomplishment in both measurable categories. You can safely consider yourself as moderate... Read more

Trivia Masta'!

You kicked some serious butt in there, Trivia Lord! You aced the info part and managed to clean up a few funny answers along the way. Chances are that you cheated but I'm willing to look the other wa... Read more

My hero!

Good job! You really kicked some butt in picking the best answers. And by best, I don't mean correct in the most obvious sense.... Your sense of humour is right up my alley. I (heart) you! Read more

You are my sunshine!

My only sunshine! You make me happ-YYYY when skies are grey! Seriously. I love you. You aced picking out the funny answers and did well (not awesome, but well) picking out some correct answers too! ... Read more

CHEATER!

How is this possible? I specifically engineered this stupid thing so no one could get this! You cheated! You low-life scum! I hate you! I hate you! BURN!!! ....on a lighter note, congratulations. Read more

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