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Mr. Blonde

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The big mother fucker. The most evil villians, and most feared. You are Mr. Blonde. Blonde is caught in a warehouse with "goods" owned/being bought by Joe Cabot. After doing four years without saying a word about Joe, Eddie and Joe get Blonde for the job. At first, Blonde comes off as the most "normal" of this bunch. We soon learn that this is far from the truth as he tortures a cop to "Stuck in the Middle with You", the movie's most famous scene. He truly enjoys torturing this cop. You're also the one that starts killng everyone in the store when the alarm goes off, and is ultimatly what brought the heist into a disaster. As Blonde's about to kill the cop, we hear gunfire go off, with undercover cop Mr. Orange's finger on the trigger, and Blonde on the floor dead. Let that be a warning to you that if you're too fuckin' crazy, your own team mates will kill you!

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Mr. Brown

You suck at this! You would die right away from a bullet to the head. You're cheezy, and not very professional. You have the smaller job of transportation. Oh well. Read more

Mr. White

Pretty cool, one of the older of the Dogs involved in the actual heist, White seems to have the most experience in the field, and seems to be one of the most professional about the job (next to Mr. Pi... Read more

Mr. Pink

The professional. No real name, you're mean, but not crazy, and not a saddist. Pink doesn't kill unless he has to. Mr. Pink is all about professionalism. He's always trying to keep the group calm, and... Read more

Mr. Orange

My favourite, just because he's bassically the tragic hero of the film, and I love tragic heros. You, like Orange, are tough, loyal, and dedicated. Eddie and White meet Orange, and then arrange a meet... Read more

Mr. Blonde

The big mother fucker. The most evil villians, and most feared. You are Mr. Blonde. Blonde is caught in a warehouse with "goods" owned/being bought by Joe Cabot. After doing four years without saying ... Read more

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