The Which Brainwashed Jarhead Would You Be Test
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You made it to sergeant but got busted for DUI, nice job, Assclown
You pretty much fucked the dog on this one, Marine. You had a half-decent career going til you let your raging alcoholism become known by your chain of command. Call a cab next time, dickwad.
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