The Which Brainwashed Jarhead Would You Be Test
Their result for The Which Brainwashed Jarhead Would You Be Test ...
You made it to sergeant but got busted for DUI, nice job, Assclown
You pretty much fucked the dog on this one, Marine. You had a half-decent career going til you let your raging alcoholism become known by your chain of command. Call a cab next time, dickwad.
Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)
They scored 11% on EgoDog, higher than 22% of your peers.
They scored 5% on TopDog, higher than 13% of your peers.
They scored 11% on DirtyDog, higher than 60% of your peers.
They scored 25% on DUIDog, higher than 100% of your peers.
They scored 0% on Gung-hoe, higher than 30% of your peers.
They scored 3% on DevilDog, higher than 16% of your peers.
They scored 18% on Hotdog, higher than 92% of your peers.
They scored 0% on Loser, higher than 29% of your peers.
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