English

Your great status and importance means that if you were a language you would be English.

Thanks to the British Empire's conquest of a quarter of the planet, English has become the World's 'lingua franca'. English is commonly spoken by doctors, pilots, scientists, and other important professionals regardless of their native language. It is also the most common second language in the World.

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