What language would you be?
Livonian
Your extreme lack of popularity means that if you were a language you would be Livonian. You've never heard of Livonian? Unsurprising. This Latvian language is spoken fluently by only ten people.
All possible test results
Basque
Some might call you difficult or strange, but you know that you are just misunderstood and unique. You march to the beat of your own drum. Because you are such a fi... Read more
Esperanto
Because you are so uncomplicated and easy to get along with, you would be Esperanto if you were a language. This language was in 1887 created to be flexible and eas... Read more
Mandarin
Your great popularity means that if you were a language you would be Mandarin. A whole lot of people know you, about a billion of them in fact, most of whom live in China and Taiwan./str... Read more
Anglo-Saxon
You might not be rich and priviliged but you are streetwise and you know how to take care of yourself. Your low wealth and prestige means that if you were a language you would be Anglo-Sa... Read more
English
Your great status and importance means that if you were a language you would be English. Thanks to the British Empire's conquest of a quarter of the planet, Englis... Read more
Japanese
Your good manners and politeness means that if you were a language you would be Japanese. The Japanese language uses a great amount of honorific terms to show res... Read more
Russian
You like a good off-color joke now and then and you're not afraid to tell things like they are. Your frankness means that if you were a language you would be Russian. ... Read more
Livonian
Your extreme lack of popularity means that if you were a language you would be Livonian. You've never heard of Livonian? Unsurprising. This Latvian language is spoken fluently by only ten ... Read more
