The Do You Know Your History? Test

All possible test results

The Ignoramus

IGNORAMUS! As the song goes, you don't know much about history. In fact, you know so little that you probably don't know anything as old as that song. Honestly - read something. Then, when there's... Read more

The Napster

SLEPT THROUGH CLASS! But while dreaming you picked up this and that. Don't feel too bad; I was really rough on those who did worse than you! And this test isn't age-adjusted, so if you're under 18,... Read more

Mr./Ms. Popular

SLIPPING THROUGHT THE CRACKS! You're probably too popular or busy to worry about the past. Isn't it the future that matters? Charm and reputation probably got you a passing grade in history class. ... Read more

The Slacker

NOT BAD. Sure, you aren't going to be a talking head on the History Channel, but that's probably why you didn't grow a beard and don't smoke a pipe. Besides, this test was pretty damn hard. If you'... Read more

The Science Major

GOOD GOING! You aren't going to get your PhD in history, but you paid attention in class and can remember what's important. It's just not your bag, and you have other things to wrack your brain over... Read more

The Achiever/Buff

GREAT JOB! You have a photographic memory of your history outline, which you revised twice in preparation for your exam. Or, you are into history, but only a specific era, like the Middle Ages or th... Read more

The Major

WONDERFUL JOB! You know history because you've studied it well. Either that or you're just a natural information sponge. In either case, you aren't fooled by a trick question, and you know the diff... Read more

The Master

OUTSTANDING! Assuming you didn't cheat, you know history exceptionally well. You might be qualified to teach it. You may spend much of your time reading history books, digesting and committing to m... Read more

The Professor

HOLY COW! Congratulations, you are the best of the best. You may well hold a position at a college or university, where you torture undergraduates (possible graduates too) with your exacting standar... Read more