Their result for What Kind of Pizza Eater Are You? ...

The Carnivore

28% Traditional, 27% Experimental, 53% Self-Aware, 28% Assertive, 21% Pizza-Geek, 15% Healthy, 0% Regional, 5% Special and 38% Picante!

You want your meat and plenty of it. And you're not too keen on the idea of many (if any!) vegetables sharing space with the meat on your pizza. You're not worried about your BMI, cholesterol or salt intake, much less how the meat you eat was raised or slaughtered... though maybe you should be, if you hope to enjoy a long future full of pizza-eating.

If you're planning to share a pizza with someone, you two might find things difficult if they're vegetarian. With luck, though, they'll be willing to compromise and leave their favorite vegetable topping off the pie -- while it's still your turn to pick toppings, at least.

Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)

  • Traditional Distribution

    They scored 28% on Traditional, higher than 1% of your peers.

  • Experimental Distribution

    They scored 27% on Experimental, higher than 2% of your peers.

  • Self-Aware Distribution

    They scored 53% on Self-Aware, higher than 0% of your peers.

  • Assertive Distribution

    They scored 28% on Assertive, higher than 0% of your peers.

  • Pizza-Geek Distribution

    They scored 21% on Pizza-Geek, higher than 0% of your peers.

  • Healthy Distribution

    They scored 15% on Healthy, higher than 0% of your peers.

  • Regional Distribution

    They scored 0% on Regional, higher than 0% of your peers.

  • Special Distribution

    They scored 5% on Special, higher than 1% of your peers.

  • Picante Distribution

    They scored 38% on Picante, higher than 2% of your peers.

All possible test results

The Carnivore

You want your meat and plenty of it. And you're not too keen on the idea of many (if any!) vegetables sharing space with the meat on your pizza. You're not worried about your BMI, cholesterol or sa... Read more

The Mad Scientist

If it's new and a little crazy, you want to try it. If it's an ingredient most people have never even heard of putting on a pizza, there's a good chance you've already tried it. You... Read more

The Firebreather

All other considerations aside, you like your food spicy. If it would burn the mouths of lesser beings, and makes even you break into a sweat, it's the perfect pizza for you. Whether it's th... Read more

The Particular Eater

You have some very particular dietary requirements, at least when it comes to pizza, though probably no matter what you're eating. Maybe you're a local-foods diehard trying to reduce your carbon footp... Read more

The Local Loyalist

You live (or used to live) in an area known for a distinctive style of pizza. Whether it's the original margherita and marinara pizzas of southern Italy, the unique deep-dish styl... Read more

The Health-Conscious Eater

When it comes to pizza -- and probably everything else you eat -- health concerns are paramount. "Will this raise my cholesterol? What about my blood pressure? Is it fattening? Should I be getting ... Read more

The Pizza Geek

There are science geeks, science fiction geeks, history geeks and even sports geeks. You -- while you may also be any or all of the above -- are a pizza geek. You're well-versed in the history of p... Read more

The Confident One

You know what you like, and you aren't afraid to say so. That's a good thing -- most of the time. You may have a harder time compromising than other people, because you're so certain your own way is r... Read more

The Navel-Gazing Nosher

If you earned a high Self-Awareness score, you're introspective by nature... at least when it comes to your own particular tastes in food. You rarely (if ever) have trouble figurin... Read more

The Go-Along

You probably care about what you eat, but when it comes to decision time, you're more likely than most to compromise. Maybe you really are willing to try pizza with toppings you've never even heard... Read more

The Traditionalist

When it comes to pizza, if not necessarily to life, you like things the old-fashioned way. What that means to you may not be tha same as other traditionalists -- some consider original Neapolitan s... Read more

The Uncategorizable

You probably got this result because you said at the beginning of the test that you didn't even like pizza. That throws your results off pretty badly. Why don't you try taking it over and admitting... Read more

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