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Seriously Messed Up

You are 90 malicious towards all things, and 58 cruel towards anything that can bleed.

You enjoy torturing Jehovah's Witnesses with tales of your latest orgy and trying to teach God's creatures to fly, and the police will probably issue an order to keep you at least fifty metres from all flammable materials at all times. What do you want, a medal? You still have that soft spot somewhere in you. Your conscience can still make you feel guilty and worthless. So, learn how to focus your mind so you can give that little bitch a royal smack upside the head. You need to stop thinking about the consequences, and do what that snickering voice in your head goddamn tells you to.

Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)

  • Malice Distribution

    They scored 90% on Malice, higher than 100% of your peers.

  • Cruelty Distribution

    They scored 58% on Cruelty, higher than 85% of your peers.

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