Their result for The Plato's Happiness Test ...

Kitty in the Sun!

You scored ### Plato Points.

My, my! You're either a cat in the sun or a cat eating tuna. OR A LIAR. Few people reach the levels of jubilance you have (seemingly) acheived, but most self actualized individuals are also honest, so I trust you, little Tuna-Face. Congradulations on acheiving such levels of happiness--May I refer you to our less fortunate test takers? They could use some counseling from such an assured, strong person. Liar.

Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)

  • happiness-stars Distribution

    They scored 21% on happiness-stars, higher than 57% of your peers.

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