The Plato's Happiness Test

All possible test results

Hopeless Desolate

Perhaps you are bereft of friends. Perhaps you've gotten yourself stuck in a rut. Perhaps you are taking this test using the last of your laptop's battery, huddled and lost in an abandoned mine shaf... Read more

Caged Yuppie

What's wrong, little rabbit? Have the foxes reproduced to unmanageable levels, leaving your family to stew? Did someone throw you another rotten carrot? Damn the man. Don't worry, your emotional r... Read more

Rollercoaster

You're pretty normal. Isn't that great? You feel a balance of satisfaction and unhappiness, depending on the situation you're placed in. This is both a strength and weakness--since you're constantl... Read more

Happiness Pie

You got over the hump! Regardless of negative circumstances, you usually manage to maintain a positive attitude, and for this Plato would regard you as fairly self-actualized. You have a ways to go,... Read more

Kitty in the Sun!

My, my! You're either a cat in the sun or a cat eating tuna. OR A LIAR. Few people reach the levels of jubilance you have (seemingly) acheived, but most self actualized individuals are also honest,... Read more

Ghandi

Are you constantly in a state of euphoria? Are you taking this test in your mind while sitting in a tree experiencing seperate planes of consciousness and reality? That's cool. Can I have your di... Read more