Typical Dumbass

Congratulations, fuck nugget. Of all the rampantly ignorant half-dead pedestrians clogging the streets of planet earth, YOU have chosen to take sub-par awareness to a level generally reserved for shut-ins and old Japanese soldiers living in Filipino caves. If you're American, you're the reason the rest of the world thinks we're fucking retards. If you're not American, I'll bet the rest of your countrymen laugh at you behind your back. So if you get tired of that, immigrate here. We'll have a job at Wal-Mart waiting for you.

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Typical Dumbass

Congratulations, fuck nugget. Of all the rampantly ignorant half-dead pedestrians clogging the streets of planet earth, YOU have chosen to take sub-par awareness to a level generally reserved for shu... Read more

GED

Well well well... Seems someone didn't sleep through EVERY history class. I wouldn't pat myself on the back, though. You're probably the type of person that has to check a globe periodically to figu... Read more

Semi-Aware

You people are kind of irritating. Chances are you've cracked open a book or two on world history, but the problem is you generally think you know more than you do. People who scored lower might be ... Read more

Acceptable

Okay, you're about where any reasonable person should be. You're probably smart enough to realize that the knowlege you possess is not very difficult to come by, and wonder why more people don't see ... Read more

The Deep Knowlege

Very nice. You know names, places, maybe even dates. You see over-arching patterns and probably even have a decent idea where the world is likely to go from here. Either you're a student of history... Read more

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