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Used Monster Manual

= 70 total random points

You have come to accept your lot in life as that person whom everybody counts on for advice, but never seems to have any true friends. Folks flip through your pages-sometimes underlining special abilities or hit dice specifications-but never really taking the time to read the real you. Sure, you have complete knowledge of monsters Axebeak through Zombie, but nobody ever takes the time to learn it all. They only come to you when they need to figure out what a titans spell resistance is, or how many rounds a dryads charm person spell lasts, or what color a green dragons scales are. Your pages are often warped into wavy crispness not from the DM accidentally spilling RC Cola over you, but from the +2 tears of sadness leaking from your binding. Well, perhaps if you didnt spend all your time rubbing the back of the person you secretly wish to have sex with, and instead forcefully have your way with him/her, then perhaps youd become something more then a source book for D&D creatures. Pussy.

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They scored 70% on random, higher than 22% of your peers.

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Used Monster Manual

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