Massive Dong

All other men hate you. Watch your back.

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Woman

You, essentially, do not have a penis. Congratulations. Read more

Small Penis

It's nothing to be ashamed of. Just don't show it to anyone. Maybe buy a nice car so people won't notice. Read more

Average Penis

Just because you don't see too many of these in pornos doesn't mean that it's not the status quo. Chin up, bucko. She's seen worse. Read more

Large Penis

It's not hard to find a girl who will let you use this on her. Your father must be very proud. Read more

Massive Dong

All other men hate you. Watch your back. Read more

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