Their result for Are YOU a ZOMBIE Test? ...
Aargh! You belong with the vast majority of the population that does not really live. You’re not really dead either – more a sort of semi-sentient limbo. Your lot is to soullessly stumble from day to day, barely noticing how they blur or how quickly your undeath is passing before your glazed eyes. When there unholy force, that animates you, finally expires, you will collapse back into the mud from which you so recently clawed your way out of.
Your natural instinct is to gather with other brain-dead zombies and join in mass feeding frenzies to destroy what little human life remains. When faced with the unknown you will either shy away from the uncomfortable light or lumber to the attack. You are doomed to follow the commands of the unseen zombie masters and will no doubt end up as cannon fodder.
That is unless you find the will to observe and question the World around you in a way you’ve rarely done before. To reflect upon your actions and to question the purpose of your existence are true marks of humanity. Breathe deeply and drink of the revitalising waters of knowledge. Good luck clawing your way out of this grave pit.
What? You don’t believe we have a zombie problem? Here’s the proof:
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They scored 73% on Infected, higher than 95% of your peers.
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