Their result for The Caffienated Test ...

Decaffienated

34% Caffienated! 9% Sweet! 6% Coffee addicted!

You don't seem to care much for caffiene. You don't feel pressing needs for your cup of coffee or soda, and you probably don't get what the whole fuss is all about.

On the other hand, you're also much less likely to die from heart attacks than the rest of these freaks.

Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)

  • Caffiene Distribution

    They scored 34% on Caffiene, higher than 40% of your peers.

  • Sugar Distribution

    They scored 9% on Sugar, higher than 2% of your peers.

  • Coffee Distribution

    They scored 6% on Coffee, higher than 6% of your peers.

All possible test results

Decaffienated

You don't seem to care much for caffiene. You don't feel pressing needs for your cup of coffee or soda, and you probably don't get what the whole fuss is all about. On the other hand, you're al... Read more

The Puritan

You like your coffee, and you like it solo. You probably enjoy having a good cuppa, but you aren't addicted to caffiene or sugar per se. Fru-Fru coffee drinks aren't likely to be your forte. Read more

Sweetness and Light

You are more likely to enjoy a soda now and then than to seriously OD on caffiene. You can take your caffeine or leave it, but you do enjoy the occasional buzz of a soda or energy drink. Your taste ... Read more

Average Joe

You like your coffee. You may even occasionally (blush) drink a cup of decaf now and then if it is all that is available. You are actually pretty typical of caffiene consumption - you like the affec... Read more

Candy Cain

You may not be addicted to caffiene, but you are probably addicted to sugar. Sweet drinks are your thing - you probably go through soda and energy drinks by the case. When your energy starts draggin... Read more

Sweet Mocha Madness

You have a sweet tooth, but you don't seem to be the hard-core caffiene addict that some people are. You probably need to have a cuppa to get you going in the morning, and you'll also have a fair amo... Read more

Sipper

You like the occasional cup of something, but your not fanatical about it. If worst came to worst and the coffee fields of Columbia were wiped out by crazed llamas, you could sleep soundly. Probably... Read more

Borderline Buzz

You are a typical hard core coffee drinker... if you quit drinking coffee you would probably be able to get to sleep easier, but dealing with the reactin headaches is a bear. You don't seem to be att... Read more

Coke Additct?

You like your soda, and you like it a lot. There are a lot of thinks you WON'T drink though. While you have a definite sweet tooth, you aren't completely buzzed out on caffiene all the time. Read more

Java Jive

You are likely to become a caffiene addict. You like the feeling, but you aren't someone who JUST HAS TO HAVE THE CUP EVERY DAY. You definately have a taste for coffee and soda though. Read more

Sugar Buzz

You are a serious soda drinker. You like to have your soda... You like the combination of sugar and caffiene, enough so that it probably keeps you up at night sometimes. Read more

Bouncy-Blonde-Sweet

Houston, we have a problem. You are a serious beverage drinker. You've probably dabbled with some other types of caffiene as well... Read more

Joe Cool

Like most folks, you're just a little bit hooked on caffiene. You probably hadn't even thought that much about how much caffiene you use... until you go a day or so without and the reaction headache ... Read more

Human Bean

You are a caffiene addict. You need to have a cup of something to feel like a human being in the morning (or the afternoon, or the evening...). You like coffee, and you like it primarily for effect.... Read more

Sweet Buzzer

You are a caffiene addict. You need to have a cup of something to feel like a human being in the morning (or the afternoon, or the evening...). Read more

Java Jive

You are a caffiene addict. You need to have a cup of something to feel like a human being in the morning (or the afternoon, or the evening...). You are someone who likes coffee in all its splendo... Read more

Sugar Buzz

You are a caffiene addict. You need to have a cup of something to feel like a human being in the morning (or the afternoon, or the evening...). You are far more attracted to soda than coffee, but y... Read more

Human Vibrator

You are a serious caffiene addict. You need to have a cup of something to feel like a human being in the morning (or the afternoon, or the evening...). Coffee, soda, energy drinks... all will fall b... Read more

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