Their result for The Redneck Matching Test ...

Beer

Beer, beer, beer!

Beer is said to be the man's best friend for a reason. It's always there for you, helps you, cheers you up, and if it's gone, you can just buy a new one that is exactly the same.

Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)

  • Relative Distribution

    They scored 46% on Relative, higher than 24% of your peers.

  • Sheep Distribution

    They scored 29% on Sheep, higher than 22% of your peers.

  • Cow Distribution

    They scored 27% on Cow, higher than 8% of your peers.

  • Goat Distribution

    They scored 19% on Goat, higher than 3% of your peers.

  • Country Distribution

    They scored 56% on Country, higher than 65% of your peers.

  • Beer Distribution

    They scored 67% on Beer, higher than 76% of your peers.

  • Pig Distribution

    They scored 37% on Pig, higher than 22% of your peers.

All possible test results

Pig

You should marry a pig. Pigs are nice, easy going partners and share your desire for some dirty fun. They have a lot in common with you, and can fulfill all your secret desires.  Read more

Beer

Beer is said to be the man's best friend for a reason. It's always there for you, helps you, cheers you up, and if it's gone, you can just buy a new one that is exactly the same. Read more

Country Singer!

Your perfect match is a patriotic country singer with his/her heart of gold in the right place (and beating for Texas, of course). Wouldn't it be great to sing duets, admire the endless beauty of y... Read more

Goat

You should marry a goat. Goats have strong personalities; they can keep up with you and make great conversationalists about any topic. Who wants some quiet wallflower if you can have an equal partner?... Read more

Cow

You should marry a cow or bull. They are easy going, like to chit chat, and love large quantities of food, just like you. In summer, they cast a nice shadow and your neck won't get too red around them... Read more

Sheep

You should marry a sheep. It is loyal like a dog, very soft and warm, and shares many interests with you. It's a perfect match and mentally not challenge you too much. Who needs deep discussions anywa... Read more

A close relative!

You should marry another family member. Someone you grew up with, who is a lot like you. It also avoids any possible trouble with parents in law, and you don't need to change your last name. /em... Read more

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