The Redneck Matching Test
Their result for The Redneck Matching Test ...
Cow
Leaned back, good conversationalist and as hungry as you.
Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)
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They scored 45% on Relative, higher than 20% of your peers.
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They scored 51% on Sheep, higher than 81% of your peers.
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They scored 42% on Cow, higher than 41% of your peers.
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They scored 42% on Goat, higher than 43% of your peers.
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They scored 50% on Country, higher than 44% of your peers.
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They scored 51% on Beer, higher than 25% of your peers.
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They scored 46% on Pig, higher than 49% of your peers.
All possible test results
Pig
You should marry a pig. Pigs are nice, easy going partners and share your desire for some dirty fun. They have a lot in common with you, and can fulfill all your secret desires. Read more
Beer
Beer is said to be the man's best friend for a reason. It's always there for you, helps you, cheers you up, and if it's gone, you can just buy a new one that is exactly the same. Read more
Country Singer!
Your perfect match is a patriotic country singer with his/her heart of gold in the right place (and beating for Texas, of course). Wouldn't it be great to sing duets, admire the endless beauty of y... Read more
Goat
You should marry a goat. Goats have strong personalities; they can keep up with you and make great conversationalists about any topic. Who wants some quiet wallflower if you can have an equal partner?... Read more
Cow
You should marry a cow or bull. They are easy going, like to chit chat, and love large quantities of food, just like you. In summer, they cast a nice shadow and your neck won't get too red around them... Read more
Sheep
You should marry a sheep. It is loyal like a dog, very soft and warm, and shares many interests with you. It's a perfect match and mentally not challenge you too much. Who needs deep discussions anywa... Read more
A close relative!
You should marry another family member. Someone you grew up with, who is a lot like you. It also avoids any possible trouble with parents in law, and you don't need to change your last name. /em... Read more
