The How Sexcellent Are You Test

All possible test results

Dead Lay

The "Dead lay" is the most boring sexual partner you can have. Not very adventurous, spontaneous, or kinky at all, you pretty much just want to get your rocks off and be done with it. Read more

Below The Bar

You're not bad, but you're nothing special either. You like to have a little fun, but only when the mood strikes. You're okay at pleasing your partner, but you're pretty much just in it for yourself. Read more

Medium Pimpin'

You like sex, and you like it often. You're not completely closed-minded, but there are certain things you're just not willing to try. You don't like to drag it out, and you don't like to get-it-and-g... Read more

The Spice

You have a tendency to be a bit wild and assertive. You know what you like, and you're open to trying almost anything once. Your partners are left wanting more... but in a good way. Read more

Prowler

If there is sex to be had, you're up for it. You've been there and done that, and bought the t-shirt. You have a high-sex drive and a willingness to do whatever you can to please your partner and your... Read more

The Kink Master

You're as rare as they come. Someone as sexually enlightened as you has never disappointed anyone. You're down for whatever, whenever, however, and you won't stop until you've had your fill. You're ne... Read more