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Wet Dog

Whew! You are 69% Pungent. How about having a shower?

Rover was dirty, so you decided to give him a bath. Now that you've gotten him into the water you're regretting it. He stinks. Just like you do. It's strong too, enough to put you off eating anything for a good couple of hours, and to keep you scrubbing your hands clean for a good 30 minutes. Hell, just take a long, hot shower. Wet Human is better than Wet Dog.

Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)

  • Pungency Distribution

    They scored 69% on Pungency, higher than 25% of your peers.

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