Their result for The Are You a Sexy Bolshevik Test ...

Strong Supporter

Comrade! You have received 61 and 59

You are a sexy supporter of the Bolshevik Party. Congrats, you've made it! Develop your Marxist theory and you will move up in the ranks. Together we can implement socialism, and suppress the bourgeoisie. Stalin won't crush you, unless you ask nicely. (You're pretty kinky)

Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)

  • Bolshevikness Distribution

    They scored 61% on Bolshevikness, higher than 53% of your peers.

  • Sexiness Distribution

    They scored 59% on Sexiness, higher than 22% of your peers.

All possible test results

Bourgeois Democrat

You are an unsexy bourgeois democrat. Prepare to purged. STALIN WILL CRUSH YOU! (and you won't even find it kinky) Read more

Bourgeois Democrat

You are a somewhat sexy bourgeois democrat. Prepare to purged. STALIN WILL CRUSH YOU! (but there is a small possibility you will find it kinky) Read more

Bourgeois Democrat

You are a sexy bourgeois democrat. Prepare to purged. STALIN WILL CRUSH YOU! (but you might find it kinky) Read more

Bourgeois Democrat

You are a very sexy bourgeois democrat. I don't know how you achieved this. Prepare to purged. STALIN WILL CRUSH YOU! (even though you'll find it really kinky) Read more

Menshevik

You are an unsexy Menshevik. You think that simply having a bourgeois revolution will help achive socialism. Your heart may be in the right place, but you do not represent the interests of the working... Read more

Menshevik

You are an somewhat sexy Menshevik. You think that simply having a bourgeois revolution will help achive socialism. Your heart may be in the right place, but you do not represent the interests of the ... Read more

Menshevik

You are a sexy Menshevik. You think that simply having a bourgeois revolution will help achive socialism. Your heart may be in the right place, but you do not represent the interests of the working cl... Read more

Menshevik

You are a very sexy Menshevik, otherwise known as a statistical anomaly. You think that simply having a bourgeois revolution will help achive socialism. Your heart may be in the right place, but you d... Read more

Strong Supporter

You are an unsexy strong supporter of the Bolsheviks. I'm sorry, I don't know how this happened. Read more

Strong Supporter

You are a somewhat sexy supporter of the Bolshevik Party. Congrats, you've made it! Develop your Marxist theory and you will move up in the ranks. Together we can implement socialism, and suppress t... Read more

Strong Supporter

You are a sexy supporter of the Bolshevik Party. Congrats, you've made it! Develop your Marxist theory and you will move up in the ranks. Together we can implement socialism, and suppress the bourge... Read more

Strong Supporter

You are a very sexy supporter of the Bolshevik Party. Congrats, you've made it! Develop your Marxist theory and you will move up in the ranks. Together we can implement socialism, and suppress the b... Read more

Bolshevik Cadre

You are an unsexy Bolshevik Cadre. Otherwise known as a statistical impossibility. STALIN WILL CRUSH YOU FOR CHEATING!!! Read more

Bolshevik Cadre

You are a somewhat sexy Bolshevik Cadre! You make revolution happen! You dominate the bourgeoisie and crush counter-revolutionaries. Welcome to the party! Read more

Bolshevik Cadre

You are a sexy Bolshevik Cadre! You make revolution happen! You dominate the bourgeoisie and crush counter-revolutionaries. Welcome to the party! Read more

Bolshevik Cadre

You are a very sexy Bolshevik Cadre! You make revolution happen! You dominate the bourgeoisie and crush counter-revolutionaries. Welcome to the party! Read more

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