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Their result for The Test To Determine Your Animal Guiding Spirit ...

You is a dog.

Nice puppy!

You scored You scored 8% Fuzzy, 9% Sharp, 6% Angry and -4% Gross.

This is the most boring result that is possible on this test. Don't despair though! Dogs are very loyal and protective, so this is an excellent animal guide spirit whatchamacallit to have. WAY better than the loser over there who got The Salmon, eh?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)

They scored 8% on Fuzzy, higher than 55% of your peers.
They scored 9% on Sharp, higher than 83% of your peers.
They scored 6% on Angry, higher than 69% of your peers.
They scored -4% on Gross, higher than 29% of your peers.

All possible test results

You is a lion!

You scored $(Fuzzy) Fuzzy, $(Sharp) Sharp, $(Angry) Angry and $(Gross) Gross. This makes you a lion. Lions are big and fast and sharp and live s... Read more

You is a falcon.

You scored $(Fuzzy) Fuzzy, $(Sharp) Sharp, $(Angry) Angry and $(Gross) Gross. This should be a good answer to get, but I hate birds and since this is my test, I... Read more

You is a deer!

You scored $(Fuzzy) Fuzzy, $(Sharp) Sharp, $(Angry) Angry and $(Gross) Gross. This makes you a deer, which is kind of a lame animal guide spirit thingy to have. Deers are quiet ... Read more

You is a badger!

You scored $(Fuzzy) Fuzzy, $(Sharp) Sharp, $(Angry) Angry and $(Gross) Gross. This means your guiding animal spirit is a badger. Pros: Badgers are fierce. Badgers are sm... Read more

You is a salmon!

You scored $(Fuzzy)% Fuzzy, $(Sharp)% Sharp, $(Angry)% Angry and $(Gross)% Gross. This means that you are a salmon. You are slimy and fish-like on the inside. This sucks for you... Read more

You is a dog.

You scored You scored $(Fuzzy)% Fuzzy, $(Sharp)% Sharp, $(Angry)% Angry and $(Gross)% Gross. This is the most boring result that is possible on this test. Don't despair though! ... Read more

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