Their result for The boobs, ass, sex, drugs, booze! Test ...

You scored 59 sheepitude, 4 falsification, and 10 moronosity!

Congratulations! (Sort of.) You made it through my test. I'm not going to bother writing categories for this crap, you can figure it out yourself. Take a look at the scores above:

Sheepitude

If you have a high sheepitude, you likely clicked on this test solely because you saw the word "sex" or "booze" and got all excited. You are a sheep, and you follow the crowd. Personally, I was pretty good after about five or six tests about "how much I know about mixing drinks" or "how kinky am I" or "how to daterape a minor"... but they keep getting written, and they're all identical... so you guys must really love em! You all probably really love reality TV shows too, huh?

I may get sick of seeing a billion (poorly written and badly spelled) tests about this bullshit... but I can take a hint. So I decided to write one myself! This way, maybe I can be on the "tests most taken" list, too!

Falsification

If you have a high falsification, your answers weren't very probable - chances are, you just picked what sounded like it would give you the best score, regardless of whether or not it was true. Or, you picked the "funny" answer that people usually throw in, that just doesn't make any sense. You may have also skipped the last question, not wanting to admit that some (or all) of the stereotypes apply to you. Face it, you lied your way through this test. And life. Your mother hates you. Seriously, she just told me.

Moronosity

If you have a high moronosity, you are a moron. Whether it's because of your destructive inability to accept that intelligent people sometimes vote differently from you, your hemp necklace and frosted-tipped haircut, your absurd obsession with crappy bands no one's ever heard of, or your ability to completely drown the test section of this website with fucking stupid "Are you compatible with me?" tests that entirely duplicate the purpose of the WHOLE DAMN SITE ITSELF... you just aren't very bright. Don't worry though, the 2-year community college degree will surely improve your status in this cruel, cruel world. I hear that there's a ton of openings for political science/world history majors at the job fair this year!

Summary

If all of your scores are low, you are either a robot sent to destroy humanity, or actually an interesting person who's worth talking to. Either way, feel free to message me! Oh, and rate this test high, so it appears on the homescreen, and I can trick more fools into taking it.

Also, take my other test as well. It's just as entertaining, without the overt insults! And it's about ninja!

Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)

  • sheepitude Distribution

    They scored 59% on sheepitude, higher than 48% of your peers.

  • falsification Distribution

    They scored 4% on falsification, higher than 1% of your peers.

  • moronosity Distribution

    They scored 10% on moronosity, higher than 8% of your peers.

All possible test results

Congratulations! (Sort of.) You made it through my test. I'm not going to bother writing categories for this crap, you can figure it out yourself. Take a look at the scores above: Sheepitude... Read more

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