The Which Bond Villain Are You? Test

All possible test results

Hugo Drax

You are Hugo Drax! Hugo is the villain from Moonraker, a silly billionaire who, in addition to owning the Eiffel Tower, enjoys building rockets in his back yard. His go... Read more

Xenia Onatopp

You are the deadly, smoking hot Xenia Onatopp! Xenia was born in the USSR and was a Soviet pilot. She crushes men with her thighs of steel. She's a pretty clever bond g... Read more

Brad Whitaker

You are Brad Whitaker, the shady arms dealer from The Living Daylights. He wasn't good in school, and he failed at a military career, but one thing Brad knew how to do ... Read more

Goldfinger

You are Goldfinger! The man with the heart of gold! Auric Goldfinger was one of the greatest Bond baddies ever, possessing a brilliant mind, great henchman and staggeri... Read more

Le Chiffre

You are Le Chiffre (French for "Cipher"), a chess enthusiast with a brilliant mind and a penchant for high stakes card games. With his winnings, he financed every ki... Read more

Emilio Largo

You are the tough and brilliant Largo! He was the bad guy in both Never Say Never Again and Thunderball. A sociopathic black marketeer, Largo stopped at nothing to achi... Read more

Jaws

You are Jaws! Played by real life acromegaliac Richard Kiel, Jaws was huge, if a bit slow-witted. He was a villain in The Spy Who Loved Me and Moonraker, where he found... Read more

Blofeld

You are Ernst Stavro Blofeld! He is probably the most well-known Bond villain, appearing in seven films, played by six different actors. He is the head of the criminal ... Read more

Rosa Klebb

You are Rosa Klebb, the Russian intelligence officer and assassin known for keeping poisoned knives in her shoes. A skilled killer and master of disguise, Rosa was toug... Read more

The Super Pure One

You scored $(Intellect)% Intellect. Author: here you should write a description of this test result, telling the taker what his/her score means and why they got it. ... Read more