The Are You the Noise in My Head? Test

All possible test results

Scarcely Head-Voicey

You are hardly head-voicey at all! Why have you been pretending to influence my thoughts and control my actions? Who sent you? Get the hell away from me! Read more

Whispery Head-Voice

Like the murmuring of the TV in the living room while I take the limbs from the bath and wrap them in plastic sheet, the sound of your voice in my head is gentle company. I appreciate it, except when ... Read more

Ranting Head-Voicey

Please, please, I can't wedge myself any further into the corner of the room. Turn the lights back on and leave me in peace. I refuse to kill anyone, and to do that with a corpse is illegal even in En... Read more

Supreme Head-Voicey

My old friend, my other self, my halfbreed brain-mate. Behold your servant. I eat dirt at your behest, and in our carapace of leaves and glue, they cannot harm us any longer. I have set fire to my hai... Read more