GOOOOOOTH!!

You did an excellent job. You did the right thing 100% of the time. You were good, but maybe too good. Like alot of uncreative kids who had stable upbringings who want to be rebellious, he had no good reason to do so. So he did what alot of uncreative kids from stable environments do when they want to be rebellious- he went goth on your ass!! (oh, he also works for a marketing company...an evil marketing company!)

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GOOOOOOTH!!

You did an excellent job. You did the right thing 100% of the time. You were good, but maybe too good. Like alot of uncreative kids who had stable upbringings who want to be rebellious, he had ... Read more

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