The Shakespeare Test

All possible test results

Human Vegetable

Have you ever actually read any Shakespeare? Hypothetically, you could have guessed and gotten a higher score. Either English isn't your native language, you intentionally answered the questions wro... Read more

Shakespearean Dunce

You know a little about Shakespeare, but not much. You probably remembered bits and pieces from school. Or you don't know anything about him and you cheated. Shame on you. We don't like cheaters, ... Read more

You Are Literate

Congratulations. You haven't wasted too many of your limited neurons memorizing useless facts about the greatest author in history, but you aren't completely ignorant of him either. You are what we ... Read more

English Major

You paid attention in class and took notes, I see. Congratulations! You are now over-qualified to work at McDonalds. When you do eventually accept that job out of your field, try not to let your di... Read more

William Himself

You know enough about The Bard to teach a short course at a community college. Possibly you are Shakespeare himself and have travelled forward in time. In that case, why are you taking this quiz? S... Read more