The Demagogue

I don't think this happens often. You're a social climber with a hefty dose of cynicality thrown in. You know how to shine shoes with your hair and how to pry clinging fingers from building-edges, but you also manage to delude yourself into believing that you're managing to do all this without selling out. You're edgy! You're playing them all! Really! "So then I said to Mr. Luxmartin, 'Oh, Mr. L, your swing has such better form than Larkin's. I hear he's more of a racquetballer.' And he swallowed it! The simple, simple fool.

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The Saint

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The Bully

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You want to bash the system, and you do, but somehow you also can't help flipping through People magazine and reading about the latest beach houses in Maui. "Wow, Che, you are like, ... Read more

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The Demagogue

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