Their result for The Snobbery Test ...

The Saint

You are 41% Bootlicker, 38% Toe-Stepper, and 29% Obnoxious Anti-Snob!

You exist in a near-Nirvana state of contentedness with the world. Maybe you're enlightened, maybe you're the Second Coming of Christ, maybe you're comatose. Whatever the reason, you're no snob. Well played. "I'm such a good person when I'm stoned."

Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)

  • Upward Distribution

    They scored 41% on Upward, higher than 74% of your peers.

  • Downward Distribution

    They scored 38% on Downward, higher than 51% of your peers.

  • Reverse Distribution

    They scored 29% on Reverse, higher than 30% of your peers.

All possible test results

The Saint

You exist in a near-Nirvana state of contentedness with the world. Maybe you're enlightened, maybe you're the Second Coming of Christ, maybe you're comatose. Whatever the reason, you're no snob. We... Read more

The Contrarian

You just like being difficult, don't you. Place in society? Means nothing to you. Place in the counterculture? Look out for Number One! You seem to enjoy cutting off your nose to spite you... Read more

The Bully

You delight in making the little people feel small. Whenever someone's down and out, you can be counted on to make them downer and outer. You don't care about your betters. So what if others have s... Read more

The Jackass Pundit

You take pride in holding yourself outside society, but you just...can't...resist stepping back in occasionally to deliver some good kicks to those already down. Nobody's ever quite proletaria... Read more

The Human Napkin

Servile. Pandering. Obsequious. You exist to ride coattails. Astounding vice-presidential material. "Don't worry, Mr. Sergman! My Oxford shirt will absorb that spilt coffee before it reaches ... Read more

The Guilty Toady

You want to bash the system, and you do, but somehow you also can't help flipping through People magazine and reading about the latest beach houses in Maui. "Wow, Che, you are like, ... Read more

The Social Climber

You're in the game for results. You reach high enough to snatch up a coattail to ride, and tread heavily on the grasping hands of those below for those crucial extra few inches. You switch from kowt... Read more

The Demagogue

I don't think this happens often. You're a social climber with a hefty dose of cynicality thrown in. You know how to shine shoes with your hair and how to pry clinging fingers from building-edges, b... Read more

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